Two Things

Just two quick comments... Thought 1: I am no longer in the mildly obese category (3 out of 4 with 1 being the best). I am now in the handsomely husky (overweight) category (2 out of 4). Just thought I would let all of you know since it’s such a huge achievement. Thought 2: I just sat on the toilet closest to me which I usually never do. I usually always go all the way to the other side of the arena for privacy. However, I may just deal with the spies and go from now on there. Its heated toilet seats are like a gift sent from God or like sitting on a just-made, still warm doughnut – a true blessing on a cold day like today. (Just when Cristina and I thought it was getting warm, days like today keep on coming… with mukade* I might add.)

*Note: Mukade are the most ferocious looking centipedes you will ever see. They can grow to the length of your hand and the thickness of chubby pen. They usually travel in pairs because they mate for life. Oh, and I almost forgot, they are known to kill infants and small children. The worst they can do to an adult is probably just paralyze the bitten limb for a few hours (if treated quickly).